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Oprah Attacks Small Japanese City

Amori Japan
Oprah Winfrey unleashed her wrath on this small Japanese city after a misprint in Forbes magazine put J.K. Rowling ahead of her as the "Worlds Richest Women". Many scared onlookers stared in fear as she pounded a t-shirt factory sending dozens to the hospital. Hiroshi Montamuri said "I was just getting back from my lunch break when I heard her thunderous yells" he goes on to tell how he barely got out alive before she turned the building in to rubble.
Oprah, who is well known for her great acts of genersity, took many by surprise when she stormed out of an interview with a local Japanese news program. "She just started yelling an screaming as she started flipping over cars and then turned her attention to a local fish market" one bystander exclaimed. "I have never seen anything like it."
It took local officials two hours and a 25 gallon container of Chubby Hubby to get her to stop long enough for a representative from Forbes magazine to clear up this fatal misunderstanding. This small city has not seen damage like this since a structure fire wiped out a row of apartment buildings back in 1976. There is no official word as to how much damage Ms. Winfrey created but a representative for Oprah had this to say " She (Oprah) is very upset with her actions and is willing to make any monitory reparations." he went on to say "...she has enough cash on her to cover the damage but knows that no amount of money will replace the people she hurt and that is what saddens her the most..."No charges have been placed as of yet."

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