Dear Perry Farrell,

I just wanted to take a moment to tell you that your voice irritates my ear drums. Furthermore I just spoke to Jane and she is out of rehab, married with three children, and will no longer be needing your musical efforts. Also I believe the giving of Pornography to Pyromaniacs is a bad idea due to the fact that VHS film is highly combustible. The world thanks you for your concern on both subjects but will do just fine without you.

Thanks for making artists like Justin Beiber a little more tolerable.